My Dominatrix Palace

Twas the tale of all tales....

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:54:40 GMT

Alright so I am personally dedicating this to Ryan because (A.) He got me the most baddest of all bad ass Christmas gift, and (B.) I was banished from his house for mentioning this.

YOU CANNOT DENY YOUR CHILDHOOD!

later days.

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Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:49:30 GMT

HOLY SWEET BALLS IN MY MOUTH THAT TINGLE LIKE A KIDS FIRST KICK TO THE GROIN!!!! So I saw a picture of this anime called "Eureka Seven" and it looks uber badass so I decided to take a risk and I got a couple episodes..........ashdf;alshdajshdfajs;fa ITS AMAZING!!!! Its my imagination come to life in a sweet ass anime. Balls I gotta go rub one out to it.

Fri, 10 Feb 2006 08:52:19 GMT

Awesome! I just finished my Mythology paper about creation. Its about 1:50 and I'm headed to bed, I'm working on another sketch. The last sketch I did had taken me about ten minutes with my tablet haha. This time I am going to just use penicl and paper and scan it, touch it up. Night you animals!

Life is progess.

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:59:19 GMT

I have recently decided to become active with myself. I noticed that in life I have coasted by while putting out what I believe to be zero effort. So I decided to put together a comic, I have acknowledged that its not going to be anything near as cool as Penny-Arcade but I figure it'll be fun. This is the first sketch of my main character. I'll most definately change it, haha but for now I want some peoples opinions on it.

Later days
-TK

To Jon and Ryan

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 16:14:52 GMT

So riddle me this, riddle me that Jon and Ryan in your personal opinon from a psychologist stand point, if you seperate the Corpus Cerebellum, would you have two brains and be classified as two people?

Today in Psychology I was listening to my proffesor lecture and we had come to a point where we were talking about the Corpus Cerebellum and how your left eye interprets what it sees to the right hemishpere of the brain and the right eye interprets to the left hemisphere. A man that had epilepsy had his Corpus Cerebellum severed and he was able to function and he was used more or less as a guinea pig and becuase he had his Corpus Cerebellum severed they tested him with a monitor and what ever he saw on the right side of monitor he would write with his left and what he saw on the left he would write with his right. I personally thought this was awkward because I didn't know a person could function with out one whole of a brain, even though the right and left hemisphere were seperate I believed they were like a symbiote or parasite that fed on each other.

Seriously I take back I was said about Psychology it does peak my intrest and this is pretty cool. I guess the first chapter was just bland and more an introduction. So Jon and Ryan, the both certified badasses, explain to me how a man is able to survive and function with a severed Corpus Cerebellum.

By the way I bought Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi and it is awesome! Ryan you were totally right about that game, oh Phil, Jon and Frankie. You guys might call me a sissy but damn Smirnoff Ice is tasty. I can't come over this Friday but I'll head over next Friday. I'm outty. Later.

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:57:35 GMT

HEY OH!!!!!! Alright so I've pulled an all night studying and playing WoW. I think I have gotten nothing accomplishd tonight haha! Time to soak up a shower and jam out to get some coffe. Jon if you read this, I have no clue how you could get a degree in Psychology. From what I've read so far in my text book it doesn't sound too appealing EXPLAIN IT TOO ME!!! Alright I'm out. Later days.

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:09:58 GMT

Everyone needs to go to this site, why? Because Vin Diesel pwns!

As a common relaxation activity, Vin Diesel shoves tobacco down the throats of bald eagles and smokes them.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

Go here now! or else!
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:20:58 GMT

Mmm mmm popsicles

I have to say that Thanksgiving is upon us, be prepared!
My sister is coming town and shes movin back permanantly in January.
I beat Castlevania Dawn of Sorrows today and it was aweosome.
Taylor and I took a trip over to Georges and hung out with him.
George has a XBOX360, I'm still not that impressed with the system.
Shadow the Hedgehog is far from a "true" Sonic the Hedgehog game.

Yep thats about it, I can't wait for my new bed to come so I can finally sleep well. I hope that I can start dreaming again, no matter how weird the dreams are, I want em.

Later Days

Sat, 12 Nov 2005 10:19:49 GMT

List 10 things that make you happy.
1. Games
2. Friends
3. A good movie
4. A really good novel
5. Beatiful days
6. People that actually make me laugh
7. Comfortable beds
8. Cars that work properly
9. Comics
10. Old Fashion people

_____________________________________________________________
TEN FIRSTS
First Best Friend(s): Kevin Goble
First Screen Name: GreenmegamanX5
First Pet: Bob the cat
First Piercing: Never
First Crush: Ashley Hone
First CD: Green Day Dookie
First Car: 1992 Ford Tempo
First Love: Videogames
First Stuffed Animal: My star pillow!

NINE LASTS
Last Alchoholic Beverage: Dont wanna go into that.
Last Car Ride: Driving home from Phil's
Last Movie Seen: DOOM!
Last Phone Call: Tabby
Last CD Played: What's a CD?!
Last Bubble Bath: Its been too long.
Last Time You Cried: A good while.

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: nope
Have you ever been arrested: no
Have you ever skinny dipped: Heck yes, and I savered every moment.
Have you ever been on TV: TV is over rated.
Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: no
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: HAHAHA!

SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. Levi's
2. T-shirt
3. My shoes
4. Boxers
5. Socks
6. Belt
7. My brain

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. Got my paycheck
2. Went to work
3. Went to Phil's
4. Called Tabby
5. Talked to Vitto
6. Used my imagination

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Games
2. Movies
3. Books
4. Beds
5. A cool companion

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL [ALMOST] ANYTHING TO
1. Logan
2. Kevin
3. Ryan

THREE HOLIDAY DESTINATIONS
1. My room with my DS
2. My computer
3. Vegas

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Understand and relate to a girl.
2. Be a librarian

ONE THING YOU REGRET:
1. I do not regret the things I have done, but the things I have not done!

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 07:00:47 GMT

HOLY CRAP!! Just HOLY friggin CRAP!!! I did it, I actually passed my math test, and with what?! Thats right a 90%!!!! Three cheers for me I might make it through this class.

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 07:39:18 GMT

Despite my speedometer breaking, things seem to be rolling my way, thank you powdered toast man.... thank you!

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 21:49:07 GMT

Wow, just wow. I just got done watching Old boy and I have to say I have never seen

a movie that was as cinematic as that one. It had an insane amount of plot twists and

I just want to /golfclap for the man that made that movie. If nobodys seen that movie

you need to go see it. You will not regret it at all, I going to go fap to the movie again.

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 07:53:46 GMT

So recap of the week.

-Ryan traded in his PSP and Got a DS which makes him a super badass among badassess.

-I am going to fail math if I don't strap down.

-I'm getting tutored.

-Oh and Nicole your still alive, which makes me happy.

-I have so many people to shop for christmas.

-Hopefully I am getting a new job.

-and lastly Castlevania DS is the greatest game on the DS, until Sonic Rush.

Yep thats about all the highlights and reports I think I gots to offer. Till next update.
Later days.

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:24:52 GMT

Shitty McShitastic night, but hey I got Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow which is completely badass. Its almost so badass its like Ryan who is a badass.

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 07:46:25 GMT

I am exhausted, this tuesday calls for some real sleep! Whoo!

BAM!

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 09:09:06 GMT

Skippidy snap! That was super sweet! Haha I have no clue what I'm doing up this late. All I have to say is that Blizzard made a decent MMORPG and every time I find my self saying "I'm gonna cancel my account." I'm right next to my keyboard yelling out random phrases from places I've heard. DAMN YOU BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT!!! DAMN YOU!!!! All those developers are going to hell.... in hand basket haha. Well Phil I thought you might like this, I took your "quiz."

Later days guys.

Take The quiz yourself

Sun, 15 May 2005 08:39:01 GMT

Curse you Jon Gerblick! CURSE YOU!!!

Total number of films I own on DVD/Video: About 18 (You can't possible comprehend how many I have seen though.)

Last film I bought: Golden Boy, Guyver 2, and the Guyer Anime Series (all at once.)

Last film I watched: X-men 2

Five films I watch alot:
-Evil Dead
-Leon the Proffesional
-Alien
-Guyver
-Sonic the Hedgehog

Tag five people and have them put this in their journals?
Ryan, Logan, Devon, Nicole Lamb, and Phil if he read this.

Sand Pixies anyone? Anyone!?

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 01:46:26 GMT

Oh man, I had the best nap ever, I just woke up and this is the most refreshing thing ever, and it was too weird to because I dreamt about counter-strike: source. Haha like I was playing in Aztec 2 and I had the MP5 running down a hill, and I saw the hostages. The hostages were making this weird sound because they had duct tape on their mouths, and Tanner comes around the corner and starts making the sound they were making which is like a low growning voice. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh man you had to be there, in my dream it was great. I need to start taking more naps. Their great, I should get Tabby to take a nap with me, she likes naps.

DANCE!!!

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 05:41:54 GMT

OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE

and on another note, the highlight of my day was reading this

One final interesting thing to note is Naka does plan to release another Nights and Burning Rangers game. On both games he says he's concentrating on trying to get them as perfect as possible as he put his heart into them both. On Nights he expresses that he's under a lot of pressure to make the game everyone is expecting. "Many games get sequel after sequel - it drains the life out of all the original ideas. We have to be careful with Nights - its sequel will have to be perfect."

My wish has been fulfilled. I need not wait anymore for SEGA to come alive again. Oh and Duke Nukem:Forever looks awesome, I want that to be released this year as well.

I made BRUCE CAMPBELL!

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 06:16:35 GMT

Come witness the miracle, I made Bruce Campbell. You cannot beat that fellow do-gooders!!!

You cannot beat that fellow do-gooders!!!

Make your own person here
http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine2/heromachine2.asp

Society disappoints me again.

Tue, 15 Feb 2005 04:38:52 GMT

Does anybody have decent morals anymore, anybody? anybody!? If you happen to find these people with "Morals," send em my way. I feel now more than ever that I don't fit into my age group, I don't particually fit in and I can't relate. (I do relate to some people, and if your reading you know who you are.) I need to find one person who I can relate to that I can hang out with that is my personal comrade, a keeper of secrets.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

-Soren Kierkegaard

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 05:27:11 GMT

Well today was meh, haha I installed Unreal Tournament, man that game is so classic and fun. I was playing WoW and that game is pretty awesome but I don't know if I wanna keep it. Meh I was sitting in first hour today and I swear the older I get the more retarded people I meet, I could have sworn that when you go to diffrent grade levels that the maturity level is raised, well I was proved wrong. Haha today was cool though, I'm still trying to put together my supposed lan party, its a tiny one, if anyone wants to come, just reply and join haha. Well see ya guys later.

-Tyler

Action Packed Episodes Galore!!!!

Sat, 29 Jan 2005 10:12:01 GMT

Today a plethora of events occurred. Let's begin. First When I went to school, I had to print off a major project, granted I should have had this taken care of except my router at my house was "Broke." Meh you know whatever, so I sit there printing off my project and I see the librarian walk by, and randomly out of no where I asked here how to become a librarian. Keep in mind I do want to become a librarian, we sat there for a good ten minutes chatting it up.

Well we finally parted our ways and so I was rushing to my first period "Law in Society." I get there and surprisingly my teacher didn't send me out to sweep or detention or whatever it's called. Haha anyway as I look through my backpack, I find all my homework that I DID!!! That's right I did my homework this week how rockin is that!! Anyway, after I turned in my homework and such I started talking to my pal Tye who sits behind me, well behind Tye their is this really pretty girl named Makenzie. Now I really really and trying to emphasize on the "Pretty." If I wasn't such a fool I would have said something to her along time ago. Anyway, I started talking to Tye and then I stopped after I mentioned "Bitter Soup" which is that oh so wonderful soup I had at Phil's. Haha well I turn to Makenzie and say "Have you ever had it?" She says in a cute giggling voice "Haha no what is it?!" So there it was, she finally noticed me!!! I made her notice me WHOO!!!! So we sat there talking, and we just talked about random stuff after I explained bitter soup. The class ended and she and I said bye to each I believe three times, and each time I didn't feel any disgust coming from her. Haha I'm so happy she finally talked to me!!!! Hahaha, it's AWESOME!! So basically that was my whole schoolday because the rest of my classes don't matter.

So I get out of school and rush to my Beast Mobile and head to the Headquarters, and by Headquarters I mean work. Haha so I get there and I'm like 14 minutes late, but Will be as nice as ever is like clock in. So I started working, and Ryan, John and Chelsea came in and they all had to work today. IT WAS GREAT!!! Haha it was classic, John came up and knocked the back of my knee in and I fell to the ground because I didn't have a grip on the table hahahahaha!!! So Something happened to where somebody brought up Chelsea and I arm wrestiling. Haha I happly aggreed. We got pumped like Super Saiyans on a Krispy Kreme diet and let sparks fly everywhere. Surprisingly I won hahahaha!!!! That's the first like ever!!! I also beat her at Soul Calibur 2 *gasp*!!! I don't even play that game. It was so cool.

I got off at work at like 8pm and go home, haha I thought I was just going to stay home but I talked to Phil online and I went over to his house, I think I might of made frankie mad, I hope not. Haha he's pretty cool, I saw Greg who I haven't seen in awhile so that was cool. Again I raided Phil's fride *BOO YA*!!!! Haha I left around like 12:15 to go home, and so here it is 2:58am hahahaha I don't know where the time went.

Yes today was action packed, but I would have given all the action for more time with Makenzie. Haha I think I'd like to get to know her more, I started to get to know Tabby, and she's like a party girl so I'm afraid, I dunno it's weird. I've never dated or anything like that. I'm a total retard at relationships to say!! Hahahaha it pretty funny, while I talk to John and Ryan at work about Tabby and Makenzie I said that I might want a relationship and a customer says like "excuse me?" I turn to her and say "Ya?" the girl was like "Wait how old are you?!" I told her I was 17 and she said in a voice like I was a freak "Why do you want a relationship to mean something!?!" she smiled holding her boyfriends arm and then walked out, it then hit me that maybe I have to high standards for my so called first girlfriend, if I ever have the courage to ask a girl out, but meh I will figure out what I want eventually haha for now I choose to enjoy the ride. Ugghh well it's bed time and I'm sorry if some of my sentences are blended together pretty bad, it's just late. Hahaha!!!! Well goodnight/morning

-TK the Kid who wants more out of something he's never had.

My very own personal Neverland..

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 06:48:35 GMT

Today I got my IMAGINATION back!!!! Yay for me. I have my imagination back so I can finally see everything I forgot, the world I once knew and lost is now found. I love my world it's like my own Neverland. My Neverland has a deep forest that streches beyond fields of green, it has Tree housees that are built like mansion and have knights who guard the world. Then it has brutish goblins and orcs which try to destroy that forest and all its beauty, haha and then theres me the kid who help preserve and rescue what beauty he can. Haha I like my Neverland, when I'm in class or at work and I feel that I shouldn't be there I travel far away to where my Neverland is. I still have no clue of a name that I should call this Neverland but something will come up eventually. What happened to everyone else's Neverland. Do any of you still have a shard of innocence that can take you back there. All it takes is a tiny speck of imagination, then you can go where ever you want. I hope you understand, it might be hard but once you have it you won't let go, go run past the stroke of midnight into another world were your wildest beliefs and dreams come true! Haha trust me on this on.

-TK

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:04:49 GMT

So, I sit here at some odd time, oh I believe it to be around 12:04A.M. I recap on todays events and realize that I should possibly expand my hobby's. Currently up till this moment my life has always been Video Games and mostly movies. I evaluated myself today and saw that no where in that plethora of aroused nerd nausea of my life have I seen one relation ship or one truly deep friendship which I can recall. I can say that Kevin does count as a somewhat deep friendship but he does not live in Arizona right now and I have no clue what he is currently doing.

Maybe it is time for I Tyler Knecht to start taking dangerous risks in life, maybe I should find a displeasing job that, dare I say "Pays an ass load of money." or Perhaps I should just find some sort of simple pleasure that I do enjoy and rip it to shreds such as a nerd's heart being torn and pounded after revealing his deepest feelings to the cheerleader of his dream's. I do not know what I shall find but I have come to the conclusion of one matter that makes my life more simplistic, and that is the career of my future.

I have soley decided that because of what little skills I have and how I do not care for any one field of any sort of degree, I shall become a "LIBRARIAN!" I do indeed love that word as how it slides of my tongue. Just think I'll be behind the desk reading "How to make Love the Bruce Campbell Way," and out of the blue a cute woman will come over jump on the desk and start stripping and THEN DANCE!!! DANCE I SAY!!! Oh wait haha I kid, I will just be organizing to the sounds of literature in it's finest habitat. Oh I do love my life choice, I do indeed love it.

Until next time faithful viewer's, until next time..

-Tyler Knecht